Candidate Burt Silver
It's a New Dawn with Burt Silver (because he stayed up all night to see it)

His ancestors trace back to the Mongolian Plain. And pass through the Nordic Sea. And after that, quite frankly, we lose track. His mother was a mermaid at Crystal Clear Spring, well, before the spring was polluted by nearby cattle. And his father was an 8th generation timberman, turned rancher turned land developer. While other candidates are making empty promises on TV, Burt Silver is making deals in late night smoky boiler rooms. And winning hard fought negotiations at the card table where, when the chips are down, he bets on himself, and doubles down. Where the real work gets done. It’s a new dawn with Burt Silver, because he stayed up all night to see it. Candidate Burt Silver wants your vote. “I’m Burt Silver and I approve of this message.” Paid for by Burt Silver’s gambling earnings.

Cowboy at the Campfire
Where the campfire's always cracklin' and visitors are always welcome

Welcome to Campfire Park where the campfire’s always cracklin’ and visitors are always welcome. And most of all, where the Cowboy at the Campfire is waiting patiently, and always with a story to tell. Who exactly is the Cowboy at the Campfire? Let’s just say that he has a way about himself. He’s never too rushed, and inquisitive, but never nosey. And yes, he always has a story to tell.

AM Radio Host Buck Buckner
Fear the middle, folks, fear the middle

Radio talk show host Buck Buckner tells listeners to “fear the middle” or rather — “The Fringe Middle” — as he calls the silent majority, in his popular syndicated radio program “In the Bunker.” The thing about Buck. He tells it like it is. Or at least as best as he can explain. And yes, like any radio host he tends to constantly repeat himself.