Candidate Burt Silver

My name is Candidate Burt Silver. Whether it’s pulling in my earnings around the card table in the late-night smokey boiler room or serving my constituents, I get the job done. “It’s a new dawn with Burt Silver … because I stayed up all night to see it.” | Before Phones Movement | Our supporters | Our adversaries | Main campfire

Intro - Smokey boiler paradise

Candidate Burt Silver gets the job done

By Campfire Park

The smokey boiler room ...

Has been good to Candidate Burt Silver.

Intro to Burt

Part sanctuary part lucrative side gig, most of all the smokey boiler room is where Burt is able to get the job done, relax at what he enjoys doing most (gambling and smoking), and pull in the crazy gambling earnings that pays for all his campaign ads. Burt's campaign slogan: "It's a New Dawn with Burt Silver, because he stayed up all night to see it."

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