Before Phones

My name is Dino and I grew up in an extinct geologic epoch known as Before Phones (BP). In short, it was a time of Great Phonelessness. | Before Phones Movement | Our supporters | Our adversaries | Main campfire

Intro - Era Before Phones

It was a Time of Great Phonelessness

By Campfire Park

Granted, it was a bizarre time.

People actually had to talk to each other face to face. And there were only three channels on the TV. As unpleasant as that sounds, somehow it worked (although I have my doubts).

Before Phones: Where the Dinosaurs Roam

But how exactly did people survive (even thrive) before phones? Our podcast explores the latest discoveries about the Pre-Phone era, including interviews with its survivors, the latest archeological finds and other innovative research techniques.

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A Stegosaurus Speaks
Exploring the Before Phone (BP) Era

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Welcome to Before Phones (BP) …

Where the Dinosaurs Roam.

Available on Apple Podcasts and Podbean

In this episode, Bob (the T-Rex) sits down around the campfire for a trenchant interview with Rudi, who more closely identifies (and resembles) a stegosaurus.  Side note: Did you know that the T-Rex is closer in time to humans than the Stegosaurus epoch.  Yes, the Era of the Dinosaurs was that long, and practically forgotten.  That’s where the Before Phones (BP) interviews step in and try to describe what the Geologic Age of Great Phonelessness was all about.  

Interview with Steve
And yes, he's a brontosaurus

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At first glance,

He may look like a modern human.

Interview with a dinosaur

But a deeper look through a trenchant interview reveals that he is anything but. Yes, it’s true — he is full of dinosaur DNA. What exactly does it take to be a dinosaur from the Before Phone (BP) epoch? Basically, it’s a working knowledge (if also possibly dimming) of what life was like before cell phone. Thank you to Steve the Brontosaurus for sitting down for a full length interview!

Dialog with Dino
It was a Time of Great Phonelessness

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What’s could possibly be crazier …

Than a phone-eating dinosaur?

Available on Apple Podcasts and Podbean

Answer: How about a podcast hosted by a talking guitar? As odd as that may seem, you can’t have a Nature Folk Movement (NFM) without and guitar by a campfire. At Firelight Radio, the content is campfire-inspired and guitar-guaranteed. That means you’re going to hear a little crackling and you’re going to hear a little plucking. Well, actually plucking is a bit of an exaggeration. Guitar may look like a guitar but his playing skills are pretty much limited to strumming.

The good news is that Guitar always has a special guest to help him get down the bottom of what the NFM is all about. In this episode, Dino the Dinosaur from the obscure geologic epoch know as “Before Phones” is in the special guest. Dino’s quest? To try to find his way back to the epoch Before Phones, also known as BP. His method for getting there is eating every phone that he sees.

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