Long Line Grievance
Uncle & Uncle will move you up fast

Have you or a close friend …

Been unfairly stuck in line?

Uncle & Uncle is in your corner

And did the line next to you move more quickly, or even worse — did a new line form that allowed people behind you to quickly check out? And if so, did it cause you psychological harm? At Uncle & Uncle, we’ll makes sure you’re always first in line and served quickly (conditions apply).

Remember, don’t wait or be late — Call Your Uncle!

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