Candidate Burt Silver

My name is Candidate Burt Silver. Whether it’s pulling in my earnings around the card table in the late-night smokey boiler room or serving my constituents, I get the job done. “It’s a new dawn with Burt Silver … because I stayed up all night to see it.” | Before Phones Movement | Our supporters | Our adversaries | Main campfire

Intro - Smokey boiler paradise

Candidate Burt Silver gets the job done

By Campfire Park

The smokey boiler room ...

Has been good to Candidate Burt Silver.

Intro to Burt

Part sanctuary part lucrative side gig, most of all the smokey boiler room is where Burt is able to get the job done, relax at what he enjoys doing most (gambling and smoking), and pull in the crazy gambling earnings that pays for all his campaign ads. Burt's campaign slogan: "It's a New Dawn with Burt Silver, because he stayed up all night to see it."

Burt's recent campaining

The Great Debate
Has Burt Silver finally met his match?

Just when it appeared

Burt had the election in the bag …

A show down of ideologies

Merle Turkle bursts onto the scene. What’s Merle’s strength? For one, he knows his enemy, and he knows where to hit him where in counts. In the case of Candidate Burt Silver, that’s in the smoky boiler room where he gets most of his work done. Keep in mind: Not only does Burt do all his major negotiations around the card table, it’s also the primary source of funds that pays for his campaign. As good a politician as Burt is, Merle knows his only hope to defeat him is to trick him out of the smoky boiler room and early morning diners. But will Merle prevail, or does Burt have a trick or two up his sleeve? Moral of the story: For Merle the best defense is a good offense and for Burt it’s doing whatever it takes to make it back to the late night smoky boiler room night after night.

Highly political campfire
Award-winning journalist Rupert Robbins grills Candidate Burt Silver in an interview for the ages

Is it ever good idea …

To discuss politics at a campfire?

Entire campfire talk in its entirety

Well, every once in a great while there’s a politician that everyone sort of loves. Why? For one, Candidate Burt Silver has a silver tongue, and also a pretty good idea of who he is and what he stands for. There’s no mincing of the words when it comes to describing his favorite color, why he loves the late night smoky boil room, or talking about late-night feedbags after a long night of cardplaying. Find out more about Candidate Burt Silver in the videos below.

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Burt's videos